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(More customer reviews)Need to arrange for your MVDS to be properly attired for the ceremonial torching of the dead guy on the raft? Well look no further. The Adult Viking Costume (Size:Small 36-38) (12 ea.) is the answer to your MVDS needs. What says, "We are here to set that dead guy on that longboat afire," more than twelve midgets clad in Viking garbs? Nothing, that's what. The Adult Viking Costume (Size:Small 36-38) (12 ea.) lets the 24 young female virgins know that they are about to be romped by one serious pack of little dudes, and will have them eagerly awaiting the death squad to climb all over them.
Back in the day, when lil' Vikings regularly roamed the Earth, their tiny ancestral Viking armor was passed on from generation to generation. But with today's day and age, that honorable tradition has long since passed, and if a wee fellow wants to join a squad of mini-brethren to shoot flaming arrows at a dead guy on a raft, then he has his work cut out for him to find the proper attire to wear for the occasion. Well, no more, thanks to the wee folk now having the ability to purchase the Adult Viking Costume (Size:Small 36-38) (12 ea.) via the internet. They can also get their Barnett Team Realtree Lil' Sioux Recurve Youth Bow and 1 Lb Salt Petre to ensure that they get the job done right, and live to shoot a flaming arrow at a floating dead guy another day.
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