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(More customer reviews)Ever since my teenage days, I'd struggled to grow a real mustache that would impress my friends - and strangers too, if you know what I mean ;). However, I'm what you'd call one of those "facial hair challenged" types. No matter how hard I tried (believe me, I tried every trick in the book), I could get nothing but peach fuzz above my lip. That's no way to impress the guys at Club Ramrod on Biker Night. I tried to overcompensate by doubling up on the dog collars, wearing spiked chaps, etc., but that only wound up adding to the humiliation.
So I was at my wit's end when I came across this product: The Leather Daddy Moustache. They even use the British spelling of "mustache", so I knew it would be classy and elegant. As soon as it arrived in the mail, I applied my "Leather Daddy Moustache" using the attached adhesive. The adhesive felt itchy at first, but like they say, a man sometimes must "suffer for his art." The moustache was strong and supple, and when a stiff breeze caught it, the feeling of those whiskers blowing in the air brought unexpected excitement.
As luck would have it, my first opportunity to wear the mustache in public came when I visited my grandmother in Laredo, Texas. I'd always had trouble "fitting in" in those parts, and the guys down there didn't much like the way I talked, acted, or dressed. But when I took my grandmother to church in my black chaps, boots, collar set, leather biker hat, and new Leather Daddy Moustache, I knew none of those guys would give me any hassle. Well, everybody except Pastor James, who interrupted the church service and told me to go home. Must have felt intimidated by the Moustache ;)
Since I've been back home, though, the Leather Daddy Moustache has been a big hit. I wear it to all events, even to Tranny Tuesdays at Bong-Bongs. The mustache looks better with biker leather than a miniskirt and mascara, I must admit. I've made lots of new and interesting friends with my Leather Daddy Moustache, and I HIGHLY RECOMMEND it. It makes me feel like Freddie Mercury, oiled up and flying on a unicorn up in Heaven. Thank you, Leather Daddy Moustache!
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